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a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 10:52am |
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sardar sardar ki bv: sadi larki jawan ho gayi hey koi changa jia 26 sal da munda dekhna shuru karo
sardar: agr 26 sal wala na mila?
bV: tay fir 13 , 13 sal ke 2 mundey wekh leo |
a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 10:55am |
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sardar sardar ki GF ne kisi aur se shadi kar li. wo rozana uske gahr k samney jata aur poti kar k ata.
sardar ka dost: ye kea harkat hay?
sardar: ose batana chahta hun ke uske bina bhuka nahi marr raha!! |
a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 10:58am |
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sardar at a scene of bomb blast , a man was crying. ' o god my hand..'
sardar: control urself , dnt cry. look at this man he has lost his head is he crying? |
a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 11:00pm |
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pathan pathan ne molana ko mara.
logo ne poocha kio mar rahey ho.
pathan: ye kehta hey tamam musalman JANNAT ka maza lain gye
JANNAT hamara bivi ka naam hey.,, |
a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 11:05pm |
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pathan once a pathan to a callgirl
pathan: what r ur rates?
callgrl: 10 rs on ground. 20 on marble, 30 on sofa, 50 on bed
pathan: ok ill give u 50 rs.
callgrl: yeah, on bed
pathan : no , 5 times on ground |
a4s
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Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008 Topic: 3 Post: 101 Age:
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Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 11:06pm |
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teacher teacher: aisi jaga ka naam batao jisey banaya to admi ney hey magar phir b wo wahan nahi ja sakta..
student: ''ladies toilet' |
khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 5:14pm |
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a4s hahahaha
nice jokes
keep it up |
sunny007
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 11:13pm |
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electricity problem in a girls hostel ek girls hostel se ek aurat ne WAPDA ko phone kia, hostel main 3 din se bijli kharab thi.
lady: plz aaj to aadmi bhej do, larkian 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahe hain |
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 11:27pm |
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purana latifa, naya twist ek aadmi fouj main tha, wo fouj se bezar ho gaya tha aur apni jaan churana chahta tha, us ne andha banne ki acting shoro kardi,
doctor ne ankhon ka test kia.......
doctor: (apni 2 fingures ko utate hoie): ye kitni unglian hai?
fouji: unglian kahan hai?
doctor: mere haath k saath.
fouji: haath kahan hai?
doctor: mere jism k saath.
fouji: aap kahan ho?
docotor: deewar k saaath.
fouji: deewar kahan hai?
ye saare sawalat o jawabat k bad doctor ko yaqeen ho gaya aur onhe Army k lie unfit ka report tayar kia.
fouji bohot khush huwa, aur es khushi main wo cinema ko film dekne gaya.
wo bari aaram aur khushi se film dek kar daad de raha tha. jab us ne achanak apni saath wali chair par bete hoie aadmi ko dekha to ye wahi doctor tha jis ne us ka test lia tha.
fouji to pehle bohot ghabraya, lekin kuch deer baad us ne doctor k kandhe par haath rak kar andhon ki tarha bola
bhaie sahb! ye bus kidhar ja rahi hai? |
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 11:36pm |
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what is niterate? a chemistry teacher to a female student: what is niterate?
larki: sir night rate = 500 aur hotel aur khane k charges alag. |
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Group: Members Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008 Topic: 40 Post: 2281 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 12:38pm |
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a4s ke Jokes a4s tumhare jokes larkion wale to nahi lagte.. Specially pathan wala joke 5 time on ground in 50 Rs .... Am tor per larkion ko aese jokes sunate howe sharam ate hai.... But tumhare profile main to yeah hi likha ha ke tum Female hoo...
What you think all members....
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Dr. Adeel
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Group: Members Joined: 27th Jul, 2008 Topic: 0 Post: 346 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 2:18pm |
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Sunny hmm Fauji wala acha joke hey,,,, he he he he
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khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 3:01pm |
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system yar ap ko nazer ru nahi arahi hai na ye unhy ham nazer arahy hai??????
is may sharam wali kia baat hai
waisy ye jokes hai |
khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 3:02pm |
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system waisy b ab jamana fast hogiya hai,,ab larkiyan sharmati balki larky jiyada sharmaty hai |
sunny007
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Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4204 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 3:07pm |
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khayali very funny |
khayali
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Group: Members Joined: 08th May, 2008 Topic: 28 Post: 1432 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 3:09pm |
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SUNNY hahaha,,ye joke nahi hai yar
waisy foji wala joke verry funny hai |
Tariq_abc
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Sep, 2008 Topic: 22 Post: 1094 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 8:19pm |
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made4u y did u do this....sardar killed his wife
lol@100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.
yani kia aap ko nahi mili thi ?
100% soft & tight and tested by ......
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Veer
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Group: Members Joined: 12th Oct, 2011 Topic: 85 Post: 4723 Age:
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Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 8:30pm |
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