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Urdu Latifa: Lets Share Jokes-IV

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a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 10:52am
 

sardar

sardar ki bv: sadi larki jawan ho gayi hey koi changa jia 26 sal da munda dekhna shuru karo

sardar: agr 26 sal wala na mila?

bV: tay fir 13 , 13  sal ke 2 mundey wekh leo

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 10:55am
 

sardar

sardar ki GF ne kisi aur se shadi kar li. wo rozana uske gahr k samney jata aur poti kar k ata.

sardar ka dost: ye kea harkat hay?

sardar: ose batana chahta hun ke uske bina bhuka nahi marr raha!!

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 10:58am
 

sardar

at a scene of bomb blast , a man was crying. ' o god my hand..'

sardar: control urself , dnt cry. look at this  man he has lost his head is he crying?

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 11:00pm
 

pathan

pathan ne molana ko mara.

logo ne poocha kio mar rahey ho.

pathan: ye kehta hey tamam musalman JANNAT ka maza lain gye

JANNAT hamara bivi ka naam hey.,,

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 11:05pm
 

pathan

once a pathan to a callgirl

pathan: what r ur rates?

callgrl: 10 rs on ground. 20 on marble, 30 on sofa, 50 on bed

pathan: ok ill give u 50 rs.

callgrl: yeah, on bed

pathan : no , 5 times on ground

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 11:06pm
 

teacher

teacher: aisi jaga ka naam batao jisey banaya to admi ney hey magar phir b wo wahan nahi ja sakta..

student: ''ladies toilet'

khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 5:14pm
 

a4s

hahahaha

nice jokes

keep it up
sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 11:13pm
 

electricity problem in a girls hostel

ek girls hostel se ek aurat ne WAPDA ko phone kia, hostel main 3 din se bijli kharab thi.

lady: plz aaj to aadmi bhej do, larkian 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahe hain

sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 11:27pm
 

purana latifa, naya twist

ek aadmi fouj main tha, wo fouj se bezar ho gaya tha aur apni jaan churana chahta tha, us ne andha banne ki acting shoro kardi,

doctor ne ankhon ka test kia.......

doctor: (apni 2 fingures ko utate hoie): ye kitni unglian hai?

fouji: unglian kahan hai?

doctor: mere haath k saath.

fouji: haath kahan hai?

doctor: mere jism k saath.

fouji: aap kahan ho?

docotor: deewar k saaath.

fouji: deewar kahan hai?

ye saare sawalat o jawabat k bad doctor ko yaqeen ho gaya aur onhe Army k lie unfit ka report tayar kia.

fouji bohot khush huwa, aur es khushi main wo cinema ko film dekne gaya.

wo bari aaram aur khushi se film dek kar daad de raha tha. jab us ne achanak apni saath wali chair par bete hoie aadmi ko dekha to ye wahi doctor tha jis ne us ka test lia tha.

fouji to pehle bohot ghabraya, lekin kuch deer baad us ne doctor k kandhe par haath rak kar andhon ki tarha bola

bhaie sahb! ye bus kidhar ja rahi hai?

sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 11:36pm
 

what is niterate?

a chemistry teacher to a female student: what is niterate?

larki: sir night rate = 500 aur hotel aur khane k charges alag.

System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2281  Age:  33  
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 12:38pm
 

a4s ke Jokes

a4s tumhare jokes larkion wale to nahi lagte..   Specially pathan wala joke 5 time on ground in 50 Rs  ....  Am tor per larkion ko aese jokes sunate howe sharam ate hai.... But tumhare profile main to yeah hi likha ha ke tum Female hoo...

What you think all members....

 

Dr. Adeel Group: Members  Joined: 27th Jul, 2008  Topic: 0  Post: 346  Age:  32  
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 2:18pm
 

Sunny

hmm Fauji wala acha joke hey,,,, he he he he
khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 3:01pm
 

system

yar ap ko nazer ru nahi arahi hai na ye unhy ham nazer arahy hai??????

is may sharam wali kia baat hai

waisy ye jokes hai

khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 3:02pm
 

system

waisy b ab jamana fast hogiya hai,,ab larkiyan sharmati balki larky jiyada sharmaty hai
sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 3:07pm
 

khayali

very funny
khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 3:09pm
 

SUNNY

hahaha,,ye joke nahi hai yar

waisy foji wala joke verry funny hai

Tariq_abc Group: Members  Joined: 20th Sep, 2008  Topic: 22  Post: 1094  Age:  31  
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 8:19pm
 

made4u

y did u do this....sardar killed his wife

lol@100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.

yani kia aap ko nahi mili thi ?

100% soft & tight and tested by ......

Veer Group: Members  Joined: 12th Oct, 2011  Topic: 85  Post: 4723  Age:  31  
Posted on:29th Sep 2008, 8:30pm
 

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