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 Urdu Latifa: Lets Share Jokes-IV
Lets Share Jokes (Continued) This thread is continued from Lest Share Jokes Yahoo Hasna Muskurana Health keliye Bahut Zaroori hai Lets Share Jokes Ek aadmi ko bhoolne ki bimaari hojati aur doctor ke paas jaata. Patient: Doctor sahib mujhe bhoolne ki bahut aadat si hogayi hai ab ki baat ab hi bhool jaata hoon? Doctor: Aisa kabse horaha hai aapko? Patien: Kiya kabse hora ! More latest jokes coming soon..... ******* ******** ******** Bhimji Sardar A Sardar killed his wife on the wedding 1st night. Why??? Bacuse wife k underwear par likhha tha 100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS.
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s4u
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| Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 12:47am |
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sardar jee Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
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s4u
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| Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 1:01am |
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joke Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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| Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 1:15am |
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dosreoon ka time.... Islamabad
airport
pr
PIA
ki
Flight no.9
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plane
Ki
Seat no.52
Pr
Baithay
Passanger
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sath
Mai
Khari
Air hostes
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Boyfrnd
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Ghar
Ke
Bed room
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Attach bath
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Right
Side
Wali
Window
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Sath
Wali
Gali
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Pehlay
Mor
Par
Mojud
School
Ki
Class
4th
K
Teacher
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
Ke
4th
Bench
Ke
Sath
Wale
Bench
Pr
Baithe
Hue
Student
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Bag
Mai
Pari
Hui
Urdu
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Book
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Page number 57
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Line number 10
Mai
Likha
Tha
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dosron ka time waste karna buri baat hai..
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 1:21am |
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tring tring tring
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
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s4u
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| Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 1:27am |
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Explain the word “Automatically”
Explain the word “Automatically”
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nahin pata?
OK ok I will explain
agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
“Auto_me_takli”
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made4u
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| Posted on:20th Aug 2008, 7:04pm |
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sardar killed his wife lol@100% soft & tight and tested by GUJJAR AND SONS. |
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| Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 8:29pm |
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Punjabi main....
MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga |
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| Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 8:54pm |
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Santa Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet. |
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| Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 8:55pm |
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Santa & banta Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki des sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi. |
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| Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 9:00pm |
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 Teacher
Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working! |
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Jun, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 546 Age:
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| Posted on:26th Aug 2008, 9:08pm |
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santa
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D |
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| Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:45am |
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2... 2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
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ash28
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 7 Post: 347 Age:
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| Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:47am |
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........... Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.
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ash28
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 7 Post: 347 Age:
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| Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:48am |
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window.. Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay
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ash28
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 7 Post: 347 Age:
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| Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:49am |
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light Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |’!'|
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ash28
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 7 Post: 347 Age:
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| Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:51am |
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.....Cola Wht Will A “DRINK” Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,
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Socho. .
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Nahi
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Let Me Tell U
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“Khocha Kola” |
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Group: Members Joined: 02nd Aug, 2008 Topic: 7 Post: 347 Age:
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| Posted on:27th Aug 2008, 5:54am |
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mei or mera Pc Main aur mera computer
aksar ye batain kartain hain
ki tum online hoti to aisa hota
ki tum online hoti to waisa hota
ki tum online hoti to kaisa hota
ki tum meri kisi bat per kitna hasati
ki
main tumhari kisi bat per kitna hasata
ki tum meri kisi bat per kitna gussa hoti
ki tum tumhari kisi bat per kitna gussa hota
ki tum mujhko stupid kahti
ki main tumko stupid kahta
ki tum kabhi mujhko kuch kahti
ki main kabhi tumko kuch kahta
main aur mera computer
aksar ye batain kartain hain…………………………………
ki main ye janata hu ki abhi tum online nahi ho
per phir bhi na jane kyo main tumse batain kiye ja raha hu
mujhe aisa lag raha ki tum yahi ho mere aas pass ho…..
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zeb
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13607 Age:
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| Posted on:28th Aug 2008, 7:17am |
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very nice hehehehehhehe |
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:30th Aug 2008, 4:45am |
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daur-e-zardari
Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,
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