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Urdu Latifa: Lets Share Jokes-IV

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zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 10:44am
 

gud

keep it up
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 10:45am
 

gud

keep it up
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 12:14pm
 

joke

Teacher:

Agar Koi Insan 1986 Main Paida Hua Ho,

To Ab Uss Ki Age Kya Hogi..??

Student:

Pehle Ye To Batain Ke Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard??

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 12:50pm
 

funny

1 aadmi baba g se:
Main america jana chahta hoon magar kaam nahi banta.
Baba g: Subah suraj nikalne k baad 300 bar "AL-QAIDA" parha karo..
America walay khud lejaen ge!  
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 12:58pm
 

Pappu

MAsterji Pappu se: Kal school kuin nahi aaye?
pappu: Gir gaya tha,Aur lag Gayi!!
Masterji: Kahan gire,Kahan lagi?
Papu : takiye par gira tha aur aankh lag gai thi.
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 1:03pm
 

sardar jee

Sardar english k paper m fail hogya.
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi n hon.
I'm not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit h.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mojhe b english ati h
English comes 2 me also

4.Do or do chaar.
Give and give four

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hai
I belong 2 green pur thousanda
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 1:03pm
 

joke

Mouse to Elephant:




 "2 din ke liye apni neekar dena."


 Elephant:


 Ha........Ha...Ha pehne ga kya?



 Mouse: "Nahi, beti ki shadi  ha tent lagwana hai."
sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 1:04pm
 

s4u

nice jokes

alqaida wali joke to tooo much hai

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 1:09pm
 

Sunny uncle

thank u

Tere yaad me aansu peti rahi,
kyounki minaral water peenekeleye pise nahithey

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:24th Sep 2008, 1:10pm
 

Doctor & mareez

Doctor mareez ke peechhe bhaag raha tha
Logon ne poochha kya hua?
Doctor:4 baa raisa hua sala dimagh ka operation kerwaney aata hai aur BAAL katwa ke BHAAG jata hai
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:26th Sep 2008, 4:13am
 

11 sal jail me

Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy

Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy

2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye’n

Mustaqbil Roshan Hy

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:26th Sep 2008, 4:17am
 

Baap Bete Se

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe

MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA

K LiGhT JaNe Ka

PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:26th Sep 2008, 4:19am
 

Jo Shaks Ramzan Me................

Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo’n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega
“ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba”
s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:26th Sep 2008, 4:22am
 

Zeb Bhai kab laa rahe hain?

Khamosh Palko’n Se Jb Aansu Bikhr Jate Hyn

Aap Kya Jano Aap Ktne Yaad Aate Hyn

Abhi Bhi Usi Mor Pe Kharey Hyn

Jahan Aap Ne Kaha Tehro

Hum Samosey Le Kr Aate Hyn ..

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 99  Post: 5405  Age:   
Posted on:26th Sep 2008, 4:30am
 

E k Sharabi Bus Men

Ek Shrabi Bus Men Sawar Hua To Seat Pr Bethay Molvi Ne Kaha:
Tum Jahanum K Rasty Pe Ja Rahy Ho
Sharabi Chillaya:
Roko Roko Men Ghalat Bus Men Baith Gaya
sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4204  Age:   
Posted on:26th Sep 2008, 7:16am
 

s4u

very nice dear

keep it up, very funny jokes

 

khayali Group: Members  Joined: 08th May, 2008  Topic: 28  Post: 1432  Age:  26  
Posted on:26th Sep 2008, 7:49am
 

s4u

nice jokes
zeb Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 114  Post: 13607  Age:  33  
Posted on:27th Sep 2008, 9:38am
 

yes

very funny jokes ;-p
a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 10:48am
 

...

Arz kea hey...

 

lahore aur karachi mey aa gaye taliban...

 

lahore aur karachi mey aa gaye taliban...

.. tou kaesi lagein gi meera aur sheeren rehman ;)

a4s Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Jul, 2008  Topic: 3  Post: 101  Age:  35  
Posted on:28th Sep 2008, 10:49am
 

...

Arz kea hey...

 

lahore aur karachi mey aa gaye taliban...

 

lahore aur karachi mey aa gaye taliban...

.. tou kaesi lagein gi burqey mey meera aur sheeren rehman ;)

 
 
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