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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 9:28am |
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 hmm
Santa- A photographer on a funeral.
Santa is busy taking snaps,
suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE!
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 9:28am |
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hmm 1 sardar ky miss na isay message kia '' I MISS YOU''
bht dar baad sardar na soch kar rePly dia ,
''I STUDENT YOU''
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 9:29am |
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pathan ak masjid me chandy ki apeal hoi... ak ne kaha main 1100 don ga... dosry ne kaha main 1200 don ga .... pathan (josh me) hum 1661 de ga .... is me F.M or TORCH b hai...
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 9:31am |
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pathan Pathan wen to India,
Security man,Who are you?
Pathan(Dartay howay) IAM hINDU
SECURITY MAN,
tELL ME 5 NAME OF bAGHWAN
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pATAHAN
Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar. Doli.
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 9:32am |
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Pathan Teacher to Pathan:
Batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya..??
Pathan bohut dair sochnay k baad bola:
"Hawa mai......." |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 9:33am |
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Sardar 1 Gadhe ne sardar ko laat mari,sardar us k piche bhaga,raste main use zebra mila sardar usko laat markar bola nite dress pahan kar ullu banata hai...
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 9:40am |
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Pathan Ek pathan cycle pe Larki k samne zor se
gira or jildi se khara ho gaya'''
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Larki; chot to nahi lagi?
pathan;
Nehi; Hum aisy hee utarta hy.........
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 9:48am |
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hmm Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came and said: Zara underwear dikhana�
Bhola: Oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 9:55am |
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hmm 1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana to khi nhi Bacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn baja Do
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AppkaDost
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Jul, 2009 Topic: 24 Post: 281 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 1:40pm |
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 Hakeem Sb
Aik Pehlwan ki Taang Neeli Hogai...
Hakeem sb nay kaha zehr pail gia hy Tang katni paray gi..
Kuch arsay baad dosri taang bhee neeli hogai....
Hakeem sb nay kaha Zehr bohat pail gia hy dosri taang bhee katni paray gi..
Donon tangain kut gai oar plastic ki tangain lag gai....
kuch din baad plastic ki tangain bhee neeli hogai....
Hakeem sb nay kaha "ooh ooh pehlwan ji mubbarak ho app ki marz ka patta chal gia hy app ki dhoti ka rang utarata hy baqi sab theek hy.
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 5:26pm |
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kutte Master: Mein tenu kutte (dog) te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 5:27pm |
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Santa & Banta Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. |
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7720 Age:
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| Posted on:16th May 2010, 11:06pm |
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maaN ki mamtaa son: abbu maaN ki mamtaa to baap ki ??
baap: beTa! baap ki biptaa ((trouble/distress) hoti hai, jissay woh chaahnay k bawajood kissi ko nahi sonaa saktaa |
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myrizvi
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Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 130 Post: 7720 Age:
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| Posted on:25th May 2010, 4:33am |
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shauher ka inteqaam operation ki gharz say operation room maiN jaanay say qabal showher nay biwi say kahaa k agar main iss operation k nateejah main mar jaa'oun to tum issi surgeon say shadi kar lenaa.... biwi rotay howay boli, ap aisaa kiyoun kah rahay haiN.... sho.her nay jawaab dia... to kia main apnay qaatil ko youN hi choR douN aur oss say badlah nah louN :) |
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