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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:00pm |
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 Tusi Husbnd Chado FM Radio Le Lo…!
Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye
Sardar:
Tusi Husbnd Chado FM Radio Le Lo…! |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
39
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:01pm |
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Sardar as director Sardar as director:you should jump into
the swimming pool from 1000ft height.
Actor:i don't know swimming.
Sardar: oye don't worry,there is no
water in pool. |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:03pm |
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Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya
Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat
per Matti dalna bhol gaye
sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola
Bachao Bachao
sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:03pm |
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shukar hai mera pair nahi para..! Sardar walking at night.
Saamne gober para tha..
Sardar ne jhuk kr ungli daal kar chakha
Aur bola oh ye to gobar ha..
shukar hai mera pair nahi para..! |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:04pm |
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Coffee Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee ho ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45 |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:05pm |
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1857 ki jang sardar:
mere dada ny 1857 ki jang mein dushmano ki tangein kaat di thi....
dost:
gardanein kyun nahi katiii.........???
sardar:
wo koi pahly hee kaat gaya tha.........!!! |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:05pm |
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Birla cement Pandit: Marte waqt aadmi ke moo me kya dalna chahiya
sardar: Birla cement
Pandit: kyun...?
Sardar: Is cement main jaan hai...! |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:06pm |
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Oye! Higher Studies Yaar....!! Aik Martaba Pathan "Pahaar" Per Char Gaya
aik Admi ny us sy poocha :
Bhai Shahab , Ap Itna Uper Kya Kar Rahe Hain
Pathan bola:
Oye! Higher Studies Yaar....!! |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:07pm |
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100 Rakat namaz nafal 1 Pathan Beghair Tickt k train main safr kr raha tha
Tckt Checker ticket check krne aya to
Pathan ne namaz ki niyat bandh li....
Cheker bhet k intizar krne laga
Pathan ghuse se taiz awaz main bola
100 Rakat namaz nafal Lahore tak
Allah hu Akbar.... |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:08pm |
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"Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai Pathan Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha:
"Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai
Aur Tum Yahan Bethe Ho?"
Pathan Ne Neeche Likh Diya:
"Bas Ye Kar K Hum Bhi Ja Raha Hai" |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:09pm |
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DASTANYE KI... aik sardar Pathan se aik sawal ka jawab do..
WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???
Pathan: Pata nahi??
Sardar: DASTANYE KI... |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Dec 2009, 6:09pm |
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Torch is okay. After finishing MBBS Santa started his practice.
He checked first patient`s eyes, tongue
and ears with a torch and finally says :
Torch is okay. |
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Dec 2009, 4:47am |
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 Saal me kitne mosam hote h?
Teacher: Batao saal me kitne mausam hote hain?
Student: “Sir 4 mausam.”
Tchr: Kaun kon se?
Stdnt:”Hadtaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.”
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Dec 2009, 4:49am |
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Zara Dholki Bajao Goriyo AdnAn sAmi k0 Mehndi k fUnctˇ0n mE IndˇAn gIrLz nE Buhat bJaya..!
Bec0Z. .!
He sAng a s0ng.
“zAra dh0Lki bjA0 GorioO”
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Bhimji
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Group: Members Joined: 07th May, 2008 Topic: 13 Post: 1868 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Dec 2009, 6:16am |
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 Moulvi aur Halwa - Aik nai khabar
Moulvi aur Halway ka choli daaman ka sath hae. Jahan moulvi ho aur halwa na ho yeh kese possible hae??
Lkn kal hamaray mulak ke Choti ke Ulmaah hazrat apne kisi Peti bhai ke ghar par halwa kha kr hospital pohanch gye. Inn moulviyun main Mufti Muneeb Ur Rehman, Liaqat Baloch aur Rashid Ul Haq samet bht saray ulmaah shamil hain. Wazart-e-dakhla ki taraf se bachay huay halwa ko laboratory tests ke lie hospital bhijwa dia gya hae.
Moulvi tou kher theek ho hi jayen ge lkn yeh baat sunn kar mujhe dili dukh hua ke itne moulvi hone ke bawjood hospital le jaane ke lie halwa kyun bach gya???
Halway ka bach jana yaqeenan aik nai aur afsosnaak khabar hae... |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:18th Dec 2009, 5:41pm |
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Wah Ji Wah Wah Bhim ji... Mery Khial me bacha hoa halwa hum dono ko kha laina chaheiye...heheeehee |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Dec 2009, 11:05pm |
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hmmm hmm |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Dec 2009, 2:59pm |
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hmm hmm hhhhhh |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 6:38am |
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Sardar 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:12th May 2010, 6:41am |
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sss Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai |
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