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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:7th Jan 2008, 11:56pm |
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 Pathan and Army Officer
Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bardho ...
Phaatan aage nahi bardhaa...
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahi bardhee ???
Paathan: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bardhoo , main 10va hoon.
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:7th Jan 2008, 11:58pm |
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Amazing Fact Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko "HUS-MUKH" kehte hain....
Aur jiska hasna bilkul band ho gaya ho us ko "HUS-BAND" kehte hain....!
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:15th Jan 2008, 8:38pm |
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Typical Pakistani Pathan Lady Doctor: tum rouz subah subah clinic k baher kharay ho Kar auratoon(ladies) ko kyun ghoortay ho ???
Pathan: Ji aap hi nay baher likha hai...AURATOO KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT.
9AM--11AM
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
27
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| Posted on:15th Jan 2008, 8:40pm |
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Ideal Husband-Wife
~*~ Husband Ka Kahna ~*~
Aesi Apni Wife Ho
5"9"" jiss ki height ho,
Jeans jiss ki tight ho,
Chehra jiss ka bright ho,
Weight mein thori light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thori si wo quite ho,
Aesi apni wife ho..
Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute hai,
Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,
Punjab ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,
Aesi apni wife ho..
Parosi se jab baat karay tau
haath main uskay knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milnay say dil delight ho,
Kaash yeh concept 0.01% bhi right ho,
Agar aesi apni wife ho,
Tau kya haseen life ho,
Her kisi ki yeh farma"ish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi yeh azma"ish ho,
Ae kaash kahain tau aesi paidaish ho,
Aesi apni wife ho,
Aesi apni wife ho.. Ah....aaaah
~*~ Wife Ka Kahna ~*~
Aesa Apna Husband Ho
6" feet jiss ki height ho,
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaj us ka light ho,
Husband apna aesa bright ho...
Uff tak na karay itna quite ho,
Dinner main us ka jawab na ho,
Romantic at night ho,
Shopping kar kay jab bhi aoon,
Bolay "darling, tum kitni nice ho",
Husband apna aesa bright ho...
Mujhay rani bana kar rakhay,
Tau phir zindagi delight ho,
Saas susar kay samnay kahay,
Jaan tum hamesha right ho,
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
Jab bhi kabhi fight ho,
Jahan chahay jaaon, Jo chahay karoon,
Kuch is tarah ki life ho,
Her doosray week ghoomnay phirnay ki flight ho,
Aisa hojaye tau main uroon asman pay jaise kite ho,
Husband apna aesa bright hai...Ooohh…Ooo..
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pinky7861
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Group: Members Joined: 06th Oct, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 1348 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Jan 2008, 3:53am |
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oyee kakay patakay batijay,
yah aap ki itni lambi lambi posts pertha kon hay??? |
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Jan 2008, 9:23pm |
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Twinkle Twinkle ... Little Star,
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
Teri Girl Friend gaye Bazar,
Us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka Pyar,
Ab tu beth ker Makhiyan Maaar .... !
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Jan 2008, 9:35pm |
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Dard-e-Dil ki awaaz...
Kia howa jo us nay
apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh
hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay.... ;)
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Jan 2008, 9:47pm |
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Bili-Miua k liyah ..... Pakistan ki Mentality
Bachiyon
k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt…
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh (47kg - 300kg) jata hay.
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Feb 2008, 12:49pm |
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 yeh bat samajh main ayi nahi , aur mom ne samjhai nahi..!
Main kaise mithi baat karoon jab mithi cheez khai nahi?
Yeh canda kaisa mamu hai jab mom ka wo bhai nahi?
Kyun lambay baal hain bhaloo k kiyon us ki tind karwai nahi?
kiya wo ganda bacha hai? ya jungle main koi nayi nahi?
Nani k husband jab nana haan … or dadi k husband jab dada haan..
tu kiyon baji k husband baja nahi?
Yeh baat samajh main ayinahi aur mom ne samjhai nahi...!
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Feb 2008, 12:50pm |
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Flirt...
Mat dekho in
hassinoon ko,
Ye aakho se waar karti hain...
Maine inhi
aakho se deka hai,
Ye kitno se pyaar karti hain...!
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Feb 2008, 12:52pm |
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Daddy Internet Laga Dein.... Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein
Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.
Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.
Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga
Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga
Mein God Promise Karta Hun
Net Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.
Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.
Daddy Internet Laga Dein...
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Feb 2008, 12:55pm |
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Sher arz hai Chashme wali Lardkiyo ke liye.....
Jaroor tumne
kisi ko nazro me chupa rakha hai,
Jaroor tumne kisi ko nazro me chupa rakha hai,
. . . Kahiein Gir na jaye Nazro se isliye Chashma bhi laga rakha hai...
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Feb 2008, 12:56pm |
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I Love you....
Main Love Tumse
Main Bhi Love Tumse
Really Kasam Se
Ask Mere Heart Se
Each And Every Part Se
Inside Sapno Mein
Outside Samne, You Hai
You Hai, Only You Hai
Wrong Nahin Right Hai
Love Two Side Hai
Without You My Zindagi
Black And White Hai
I Bhi To Jaanu
Tere Liye Mad Hai
You Na Ho Front Mein
To Full Day Bad Hai
Main Love Tumse
Really Kasam Se
Ask Mere Heart Se
Each And Every Part Se
Inside Sapno Mein
Outside Samne, You Hai
You Hai, Only You Hai
With You Mere
Chehre Pe Shine Hai
Along With Tere
Meri Life Design Hai
Every Thing Anything
Tere Liye Kar Doon
Bas Mere Love Ki
Yahi Dead Line Hai...!!!
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BeautyStar
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Group: Members Joined: 16th May, 2007 Topic: 52 Post: 3586 Age:
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| Posted on:21st May 2008, 1:51am |
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Bath :D Sikwe hamaiyn maznoor nahi,
Ajj na koi bahana hoga,
App ko hamari khushiyoun ki kasam,
Ajj tou app ko Nahanananannnnnn hoga...!
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