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A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and guess what he found?

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The birth control pill.

hm

to ashy

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this joke is a little erotic but u members will like it. read it just for fun.

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.


The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than the previous day's word.


Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words:


"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"

More Jokes!

mmmmmmmmm all jokes are very funny...

aik shiekh apne betay ko mar raha tha kisi nein pochha shieh saab kyon maar rahay ho shiekh kehne laga ke keh raha hai ke bath-room jana hai...

us aadmi nain kaha to is mein marne wali konsi baat hai ??
shiekh saab kehne lagay ke aainwain hi jane doon issay phir bhook lag jaey gi ab.

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Girl of 1986 : Maan mei Jeans pehanoun gee.
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
Girl of 2016 : Maan mein mini skirt pehanoun gee.
Maan : Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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joke of the day!

hehehe gr8

hehehehhehe

josh ur very funny

i like that joke very much

For josh

hehe

Ek pyari si surat
Ek masoom sa chehra

Do jheel si ankhein
Kuch mithi mithi baten

Ek nazuk adaa
Kuch masti kuch mazaa

Thori si shararat
Bohat sari mohabbat

Ek bholi si muskaan
Ooncha urnay ka armaan

Sub se alag
Sub se Juda

Jis ki hai pyari
Her ik adaa

Thanks
k ap ne merey barey mein itna sub parha

hehe:-)

welcome!

hehe

heheheh thankx  very much Josh

he is right Hitman, pehle apna no. to do ;-)

Husband: If i die will u remarry?

Wife: No, i will stay with my sister....and what abt u darling, If i die, will u remarry?

Husband: No, i will also stay with ur sister.... ;-)

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Hakeekat samjho ya fasana

apna samjho ya begana

hamara rishta hai ap se purana

is liye farz tha apko batana

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sardi aa gaye hai
ab shuru ker do anday khana........ ;-)

read it also

aapka doggy ap se rooth gaya

ja k ganday naalay mein doob gaya

doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi saheyn gey

ek hi ghar mein do do nahin raheyn gey

hehehehheheh

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Boys attitude:

When a boy proposes a girl and a girl says
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"pata naikinniya nu haan kitti hovey gi"

if girl says
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"bandri jae, pata nai apne aap nu kii samajdi ae"

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if some one says to u
you are crazy, b patient.

if some one says to u
you r monkey,be cool.

if some one says to u
you are stupid, just ignore.

but if some one says to u
u r cute, thappar maro sale ko! mazaak ki b had hoti hai

a strange joke

main ek joke sunane ja raha hoon lekin os k lie ap ko neche scrol karna parega.

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hahahahaha just kidding here is nothing