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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Dec 2009, 4:58pm |
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 Muskurany Py Pabandi Hy
Sardar G:-
Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,
vaise hoya ki si?
Freind:-
Goli lagi si maathey vich
Sardar G:-
Rab da shukar kar k aankh bach gai.
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Dec 2009, 5:03pm |
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Hasna Manah Hy Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai.
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Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘…… |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Dec 2009, 5:05pm |
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Pathan kay naam different halat main Born in Jungle ..........Sher Khan
Born in summer ------- Sharbat Khan
Born during war ------- Barood Khan
Born near ocean ------- Samunder Khan
Born with abnormal features ------- Ajab Khan
Born premature ------- Masti Khan
Born near garden ------- Gul Khan
Born in anger ------- Ghazab Khan
Born in horror ------- Haibat Khan
Born funny ------- Nadia Khan
Born After Suicide Bom ------- Bhadur Khan
Born with talent but no brain ------- Shahid Khan Afridi
Born with Proud of Pakistan---- ---- Abdul Qadir Khan
Born in Pervaiz Musharaf Government ------ Bardasth Khan |
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Dec 2009, 7:23pm |
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 re:
Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Dec 2009, 7:24pm |
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re: Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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Azfar-K
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Group: Members Joined: 01st Mar, 2009 Topic: 3 Post: 767 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Dec 2009, 7:27pm |
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 re:
Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Khana?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.
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s4u
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Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 99 Post: 5405 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 5:18am |
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rE: hahahaa
nice jokes..
keep sharing
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 10:51am |
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Sms Sas : Baho Aaj Say Tum Mujhay Maa Aur Apnay Sasur Ko Papa Bolaya Kero ..
Bahoo : Theek Hai Maa ..
Raat Ko Jab Uska Husband Aya To Uski Wife Nay Kaha Maa ! Bhaiya Aagaye Hain .. :) |
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M Asif
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 794 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 11:23pm |
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Sms In Battle Sardar Was Wearing Mosquito Net Instead Of Bullet Proof Jacket ..
Why ..??
Sardar : O Jis Wich Machar Nahin War Sakda Goli Khiton Lange Gi .. :) |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 7:29pm |
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chinees or sheikh... Train main 1 machar aik chinees k hath pe baitha!
chinees ne paker k kha gaya!
phir 1 machar sheikh pe baitha, usne pakr k chinees se pucha:
khareedey ga? |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 7:37pm |
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aaj kal bol chaal band hay Ek Sardar bar bar Khali Paper ko Choom Raha tha.
2nd Sardar : Yeh kia kar rahay ho aur yeh hay kia ????
1st Sardar : Yaar yeh Meri Mehbooba ka Love Letter Hay.
2nd Sardar : Magar yeh to Khaali (Blank) hay
1st Sardar : Haan Yaar, Kiuke aaj kal bol chaal band hay |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 7:40pm |
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Hehehehehhe Pathan Dr se:
Mujhe Bimari Hy
Khane K Bad Bhook Nhi Lgti
Sone K Bad Nend Nhi Ati
Kam Kron To Thak Jata Hun
Dr:-
Sari Raat Dhoop Mein Betho Theek Ho jao ge, |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 7:47pm |
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Hmmmmm Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho?
Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua hai
Sardar: Bewakuf mard se bhi shadi hoti hai kia
Pathan: Han, humari bahen ka hua hai.. |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 7:52pm |
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HAHAHHAHAH
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
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.Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-) |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 7:54pm |
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300 pathan
ek bar 300 pathan ship main travel kar rahay they,
Laikin saray kay saray doob gaey batoao kaisay??
Nothing serious ship beech mai kharab hua to,
"Dhakka deney neeche utar gaye." |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 7:57pm |
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April fool, Aadmi apnay pathan dost say.
"Kiya tumnay april fool manaya"
Pathan " wai wai zaroor manaya"
Dost "Kis kay sath"
Pathan "Apni apni biwi kay sath"
Dost "Woh kaisay"
Pathan "Humnay 3 martaba talaq diya aur jab woh praishan hua to hum bola 'April fool, April fool, |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 8:04pm |
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ghar me billi Aik sardar k ghar me billi rahti thi,
Sardar billi se tang a kr usy kahen chor gaya,
Ghar aya to bili us sy pehly ponch chuki thi.
Sardar bili ko dobara kahen door chor k aya,
Bili pher us sy pehly gar ponch gai.
Sardar ko bohat ghussa aya,
Ab wo bili ko bohat hi zyada door chornay gya,
Wahan sy us ny wife ko phone kya.
Sardar: “bili ghar ponch gai ya nahi?
Wife: han ponch gai hy.
Sardar: usy kaho k mujay aaker ly jay men rasta bhol gya hun;-) |
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Javed Imad
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Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2009, 8:08pm |
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Bholi si surat.. Chai wala sings..
Bholi si surat..
Aakhon mein masti..
Dur Khadi sharmaye…….Aaye haye..
Ladki :
Kali si surat..
Hath mein ketli..
Dur khada chilaye……Chai Chai.. |
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madman
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Group: Members Joined: 08th Oct, 2009 Topic: 9 Post: 137 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Dec 2009, 5:59am |
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For all
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class;)
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H/dr_Qasim
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Group: Members Joined: 10th Sep, 2010 Topic: 185 Post: 6560 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Dec 2009, 10:36am |
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Musst Musst zubardust Great,,,,,,, ay ty meah hon wakhayaa G ,wa shabaaa shyyyy |
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