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M Asif |
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| Posted on:12th Nov 2008, 5:46am |
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 SUNNY BHAI
SUNNY BHAI KIA ABHI KAY LIA YEH KAFI HAIN..?? |
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M Asif |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 796 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Nov 2008, 5:47am |
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SUNNY BHAI SUNNY BHAI KIA ABHI KAY LIA YEH KAFI HAIN..?? |
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Nov 2008, 5:52am |
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 asif
yar bohat hain yarrrrr
thorey thorey bheja kero :-) |
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M Asif |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 796 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Nov 2008, 5:58am |
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ZEB BHAI OK SIR... |
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sunny007 |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Nov 2008, 6:04am |
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aisf yes dear
ye to bohot ziada hogaie
thanks |
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Nov 2008, 6:07am |
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:-) .........
:-) |
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 5:00am |
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sms 5 cheezeyn jin ko sirf dekhney se bhi naikiyan milti hain...
1. Khana Kaaba
2. Quran Pak
3. Waledain
4. Aalim e deen
5. Aab-e-zamzam |
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M Asif |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 796 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:30pm |
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SMS-96 Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
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Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti. |
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M Asif |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 796 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:33pm |
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SMS-97 In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name |
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sunny007 |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:39pm |
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wow yaar sardar ji ne pehli martaba aqal ki baat karli, warna aam tour par sardarji jokes stupid hoti hain
very good asif |
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M Asif |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 796 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:39pm |
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SMS-97 In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name |
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M Asif |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 796 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:42pm |
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SMS-98 Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai. |
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M Asif |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 796 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:42pm |
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SMS-98 Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai. |
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M Asif |
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:42pm |
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SMS-99 1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai” |
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M Asif |
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:43pm |
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SMS-99 1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai” |
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M Asif |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2008 Topic: 4 Post: 796 Age:
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| Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:44pm |
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SMS-100
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line! |
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Nov 2008, 4:56am |
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asif hehheheheheh
very funny yar
very nice
kee it up
;-p
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Nov 2008, 4:58am |
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sms what is 143?
i love u...
no
i hate u...
no
i miss u...
no
i wish u...
no
yar
143 means
one hundred and forty three
maths mein dehan do, romance mein nahi ;-p |
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sunny007 |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Nov 2008, 1:14pm |
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nice hehehehehe |
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sunny007 |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Nov 2008, 1:15pm |
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sms hahahahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehehehe
hohohohohohohohohoho
haaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hooooooooooooooooooooooo
hahahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa
heeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh, oh, oh
kuch nahi yaar bas aap ki shakl yaad aa gaie |
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