sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 4:32pm
ek chines couple Mr. and Mrs Hua ko with out marriage twin bache paida hoie.
ab un bachon ko kia names die jaie?
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"Jo-Hua" "So-Hua"
sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 4:46pm
according to Geometery
"kiss is the shortest distance between 2 lips"
Economics
"kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY.
Physics
"kiss is the process of charging a human body"
Computer
"kiss is a LAN, in which two bodies are connected with out any Data Cable"
s4u
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 4:47pm
sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 4:49pm
kiss is the key to LOVE
LOVE is key to MARRIAGE
MARRIAGE is the box of CHILDREN
CHILDREN are the problem of PAKISTAN
so plz STOP kissing and Save Pakistan
sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 4:51pm
so sweet is ur SMILE,
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SEE
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HOW SWEETLY I LIE..............
s4u
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 4:53pm
sunny007
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 4:57pm
yaar bari shararti ho.....
ye alfaz yahan par bolne ki kia zaroorat thi?
aur tum yahoo par to online nahi ho q?
realplayer
Group: Members Joined: 18th Jun, 2007 Topic: 2 Post: 81 Age:
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:00pm
s4u
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:01pm
realplayer
Group: Members Joined: 18th Jun, 2007 Topic: 2 Post: 81 Age:
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:05pm
Boy:: main 20 years ka hoon tum kitne ki ho
girl:: main bhee 20yrs ki hoon!
Boy::To phir chalain?
girl:: kahan??
Boy::bedroom main
girl:: kyon??
Boy::Twenty Twenty khelnain
realplayer
Group: Members Joined: 18th Jun, 2007 Topic: 2 Post: 81 Age:
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:08pm
Wakil::jub mulzim nay tum par qatilana hamla kiauss waqt tumharay haath main kia tha??
Mudaaee::Janaab mulzim ki baigum ka mumma.
ha ha ha ha
sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:09pm
a boy was filling a school form,
he asked his father
mother tongue k aage kia likhoon,
father: very long..................
sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:16pm
yaar tum to yahoo par online nazar nahi aa rahi aur na hi reply karti ho.
kher jane do ye SMS read karo
paidaieshi pagal ki 4 nishania hoti hai
seedhe haath main mobile pakrega
anghoote se button dabaiega
msg par kar hansega
soche ga k kis ko send karon???
aise pagal bohot khatar nak hote hai, bach k rehna re baba.................. hahahahahahaha:) LOL
sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:19pm
Aahat si koi aati hai to lagta hai k tum ho
Ab tum hi batao tum kia kisi bhoot se kam ho?????????????
realplayer
Group: Members Joined: 18th Jun, 2007 Topic: 2 Post: 81 Age:
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:20pm
Aik din halki halki barish ho rahi thi aor darbaar main Shahzada Saleem aor Anarkali akailay thay Shahzaday ka dill anarkali k sath kuch karnain ka tha
SHAHZADA::Anarkali aaj maira bahut dill kar raha hai do na
ANARKALi:: (sharmatay huay) Allam Pana aap nain mujh say bahut bari cheeez mang li hai
SHAHZADA::oh ager bari hai to phir rehnain do
ha ha ha ha
sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:23pm
yar kuch ziada moode main lag rahe ho
kia baat hai bhaia?
realplayer
Group: Members Joined: 18th Jun, 2007 Topic: 2 Post: 81 Age:
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:26pm
sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:30pm
ok dear
enjoy
sunny007
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007 Topic: 44 Post: 4214 Age:
Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:31pm
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega,
realplayer
Group: Members Joined: 18th Jun, 2007 Topic: 2 Post: 81 Age:
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Posted on:25th Oct 2008, 5:34pm
..................edit............... Moderator Note:
Please don't post adult sms
ha ha ha
chines couple