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love bird |
Group: Members Joined: 06th Nov, 2008 Topic: 73 Post: 1175 Age:
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| Posted on:12th Oct 2010, 4:33pm |
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 2 PatHan
2 khan pehli dafah umra karnay Saudia gai ...Pehlay din subah kay waqat tawaf kar rahai thay keh Azan hohee tou dono bahar challay gai...pata hy q....Masjid dhondnay.... |
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Javed Imad |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Oct, 2009 Topic: 14 Post: 367 Age:
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| Posted on:14th Oct 2010, 5:15pm |
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 Shair Ka Khof
Do bachy junjle ma poti kar rahy thay
achanak shair a gaya
pehla:yar choto tu dar to nai raha na
dosra:nai yar ma nai darta
pehla to saly apni dho na meri Q dho raha hy |
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zubair uk |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Oct, 2010 Topic: 6 Post: 67 Age:
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| Posted on:29th Oct 2010, 3:50am |
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pathan student teacher: 2 mai si 2 nikalo to kitny bachy ?
pathan: sawal samajh naheen aaya..
teacher: agar tumhary paas 2 rotin hoon aour tum dono hi kha loo to kea bacha ?
pathan: salann....
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zubair uk |
Group: Members Joined: 22nd Oct, 2010 Topic: 6 Post: 67 Age:
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| Posted on:29th Oct 2010, 3:55am |
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pahtan 1 pathan si kisi ny poocha k is ko english mai translate karo
iss ny apna kaam kea aur karta hi gea...
pathan; ''he done his work and dan-dna,dan-dna,dan-dna,dan-dna...............! |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:31st Oct 2010, 10:52pm |
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 najoomi and .......
aik banda aik najoomi k pas geya aur bola k janab meri daien (right) hathaili main kharish hoti hey iss ka kia matlab hey ..??
najomi bola janab aap ki qismat buhat achi hey aap ko buhat si dolat milny wali hey .....wo banda bola acha ....meri baien (left) hathaili main b kharish hoti hey ..?
najoomi bola janab aap to buhat hi qismat waly hain aap ko bangla , car , aur buhat kuch milny wala hey ...
bahda lalich main aty howey bola janab meri daien aur baien paoon (foot) main b kharish mehsoos horehi hey ...???
hajoomi ny uss bandy ko aik zoor ki laat (tang) mari aur bola jao apna ilaaj karaoo tumhain to "khurak" parri hoi hey .....:))
"khurak" = kharish ki bemari.... |
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Maryam |
Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 26 Post: 4432 Age:
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| Posted on:1st Nov 2010, 12:08pm |
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 hahahahahaha
nice jokes
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DILDIL13 |
Group: Members Joined: 03rd Nov, 2010 Topic: 0 Post: 1 Age:
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| Posted on:3rd Nov 2010, 2:19pm |
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good - good
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myrizvi |
Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 112 Post: 6550 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Nov 2010, 6:43am |
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aik laRki uni maiN ro rahi thee aik laRka: kia howa, kiyouN ro rahi ho?
laRki: exam main kam number milay haiN
laRka: ketnay no milay?
laRki: only 88%
laRka: khoda ka khauf karo...etnay main to 2 laRkay pass hojatay haiN :) |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Nov 2010, 7:39am |
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birthday gift wife to husband ...janu aap ny mujy last year meri saal'girah par lohy ka bed gift kiya tha ...iss baar kia irada hey..?
shohar bola iss saal uss lohy k bed main current (bijli) chorrny ka irada hey...lol |
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Maryam |
Group: Members Joined: 17th May, 2008 Topic: 26 Post: 4432 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Nov 2010, 7:42am |
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nice jokes :) shohar koi MNA hi hosakta hae kyuN.k awami shohar to khud load shedding se tang haiN.... lol
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:6th Nov 2010, 7:44am |
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a beautiful shair by "wassi" shah Itna to humain b pata hey ........Wassi....Water + Dahi is equal to............Lassi .... |
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Ali_auh |
Group: Members Joined: 25th Oct, 2010 Topic: 4 Post: 86 Age:
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| Posted on:7th Nov 2010, 6:19am |
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dar ek aurat aadhi raat ko QABAR k bahar bethi thi
musafir nay pocha : tum ko dar nahi lagta raat k is waqt qabrustan mei bethtay hoey?
Aurat boli: darnay ki kya baat hay andar garmi thi to bahar aa k beth gaey
lolz :P |
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Ali_auh |
Group: Members Joined: 25th Oct, 2010 Topic: 4 Post: 86 Age:
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| Posted on:7th Nov 2010, 6:20am |
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khana biwi shohar k gher aanay per: khanay mei aaj ZUBAN pakaey hay khaein gay ?
Shohar: mai moo se nikli cheezain nahi khata
bivi tap k boli : to ANDA (egg) bana k laon kya :P |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 50 Post: 3240 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Nov 2010, 2:10am |
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pathan aw'wal ramzan ko masjad main naat shareef parrhny chala geya ...uss ny naat parri laiken logon ny ussy pakar kar buhat maara ..............................why?
q k pathan aw'wal ramzan ko naat parr raha tha .."alwida mah-e-ramzan alwida" |
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JeeraBlade |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Dec, 2010 Topic: 0 Post: 25 Age:
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| Posted on:9th Dec 2010, 12:48pm |
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forum ka joke iss forum ka joke hai ke aap jwab hi nahin de sakte hain(why always forbidden?) |
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sunehri76 |
Group: Members Joined: 04th Aug, 2007 Topic: 99 Post: 4654 Age:
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| Posted on:10th Dec 2010, 7:17am |
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jeera Blade is forum pe errror ki waja se ye problem ho raha hai..is problem pe kam ho raha hai ..
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Guide |
Group: Members Joined: 19th Sep, 2010 Topic: 3 Post: 497 Age:
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| Posted on:11th Dec 2010, 5:37pm |
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forum joke Umeed hai keh error ka problem jald solve ho jaaye ga. phir yeh forum joke nahi lage ga.
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M Amin |
Group: Joined: 31st Dec, 1969 Topic: 11 Post: 175 Age:
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| Posted on:24th Dec 2010, 1:59pm |
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shair k bachy aik sardar ka bacha ro raha tha k mujhy school nai jana mujhy school nai jana sardar jee bachy ko piyar karty huwy ''beta shair k bachy nai roty'' bacha bari masomeat sy '' baba ''shair k bachy school bhi nai jaty'' |
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