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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 8:06am |
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 Thappar Maarnay par Naraz Wife
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti” |
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insan |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Jul, 2009 Topic: 12 Post: 463 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 8:36am |
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 sardar ji
aik sardar ney england main jalaibii ki dokan kholi pehla gahak engraiz aye aour 1/2 kiloo jalaibi mangi engraiz ney daikha k iss main to "ball"(hair) hain uss ney sardar sy dariyft kia k ye kia hey....sardar boola ye hamara trade mark hey egraiz ..aik paoo (1/4 killo) aour de doo main tumhara trade mark chek karna chahtaa hoon ...sardar bola itni thoori miqdar main hum apna trad mark shamil karney lag gaye to hum to dinoo main ganjey hoo jain gy
koi hansa hey ya nahi agar nahi to app k pass jo accha aour mazedar joke hain wo sunaa dain................ |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 8:37am |
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Indian film names if we replace dil with egg Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…. |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 8:40am |
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Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega! |
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insan |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Jul, 2009 Topic: 12 Post: 463 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 8:41am |
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shadi aik larki aoor larrka 1 saal tak aik doosrey sy miltey rahey aik din larrka boola humain ab shadi kar laini chahiye to larrki booli kon kerey ga hum sy shadi.......? |
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insan |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Jul, 2009 Topic: 12 Post: 463 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 8:44am |
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doctor Paitent:.. i m feeling some difficulties in my breathingDoctor:.. i tries my best to stop it |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 8:49am |
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Kam Marks Aik larke k exam mai marks kam aye tou us k baap ne kaha
Baap:beta sath walo ki larki ko daokha us k kitne achy marks aye hai aur tumhare itne bure q hai
Beta: usi ko daikta tha isi liye tou marks kam aye hai |
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insan |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Jul, 2009 Topic: 12 Post: 463 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 8:52am |
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puraana joke aik bhangi(druger)radio sun raha tha uss main ustad ghulam ali ki gazal chal rahi thi...bhangi ney chanal badla to doosrey chanal sy bi koi ghzal hi ga raha tha bhangi ney buland awaz sy kaha k oye choorro yeh ghazlain gana aour koi disko gana gao laiken ghazl chalti rahi ....to bhangi ney raidio ko khaich kr zameen pr dey mara uss sy radio key cell(batries)bahar nikal gayee aour radio hamoosh hoo geya bangi boola ab jo apney tappley chhoorr char kr baag gaye hoo to maieri bat man li hooti to tumhain apna nuqsan to na karna parrta..................... |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 9:01am |
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Aik Chinese bacha Pakistani sey Aik Chinese bacha Pakistani sey: Yaar merey abbo ka chaltay chaltay intikal ho gaya hai.
Pakistani: Shit yaar! China ki cheezo mey yehi masla hey… |
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insan |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Jul, 2009 Topic: 12 Post: 463 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 9:10am |
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bahri jahaz 4 musafir behri jahaz main safr kar rahey they 1=amircan 2=japani 3 pakistani 4=afghani1-amreekan ney sub par roub dalney ki hatar 100 $ ka note apna paseena ponuchney k baad samandar my phaink diya aour kaha k hamey mulik main ye buhat zida hain hamin koi farq nahi parrta 2=japani ny jub ye daikha to uss ney bi apni haseeyat manwaney k liye aik VCR pakkrra aour pani main dey mara aour kaha k hamery mulik main b ye bht hain haimain b koi farq nahi parrata 3=pakistani jo yeh sub manzar daikh raha tha .....uss ny bhi afghani ko pakrra aour pani main dey mara aour fahar sy kandey uchkata howa boola yeh b hamarey mulik main bht hain hamie b koi frq nhi parrta |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 9:17am |
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1 pathan ko khali msg aaya 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy! |
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insan |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Jul, 2009 Topic: 12 Post: 463 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 9:37am |
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pathan aour jin jin.kia hukam hey mairey aqapathan..merey liye aik plot (makan bananey ki jaga) laoo jin.. abi lo aqa....!abb kia hukam hey aqa..? pathan ..abb iss pr alishan aik makan tameer karoo jin.. yeh loo mairey aqa.....! abb kia karoon mairey aqa...? pathan.. iss makan main aik sober si faimly laoo aur un sy kaho k bahr mujy hi choukidar rakhain..............................jagtey raho khocha woy khocha |
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s4u |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 97 Post: 5354 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 9:53pm |
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Mera Allah Malik hai Aik shaik kangal ho gya to usnay apni BV se kha :
"tum bachon ko unki nani k ghar baij do ,or khud apmi maa k ghar chali jao
mera Allah malik hai main Apnay susraal chala jata houn
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s4u |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 97 Post: 5354 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 10:02pm |
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 muqadar wale
Sirf 2 log muqadarr waly hoty hain,
1)woh jin ko sacha pyaar milta hai..................
or
2) wo jin ka kharbooza meetha nikalta hai..............LoL
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s4u |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Mar, 2011 Topic: 97 Post: 5354 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 10:06pm |
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joke teacher : batao Allah miyan nay pait kyu banaya ????
pathan : Shalwaar baNdnay Kay Liye
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myrizvi |
Group: Members Joined: 20th Apr, 2008 Topic: 112 Post: 6550 Age:
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| Posted on:16th Aug 2009, 10:29pm |
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aik jaisaa khanaa pakanay wali biwi nay shauher say kahaa... khanaa lagaaouN?
shauher: khanay maiN koi options bhi hai yaa ???
biwi: haaN hai
shauher (khush hotay howay): bhalaa kia kia??
biwi: no-1 chup kar kay khanaa khaa laiN. no-2: nah khayaiN :))))))) |
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naamshahid |
Group: Members Joined: 23rd Jul, 2009 Topic: 6 Post: 116 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Aug 2009, 1:50am |
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Shadi me 1 pathan Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM |
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System |
Group: Members Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008 Topic: 40 Post: 2266 Age:
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| Posted on:17th Aug 2009, 4:04pm |
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joke hahhahahahahahhaaha
Pathan
hehehehehehehehehehe
Pathan
hehhehehehehehehehehehe
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Pathan ke itne lateefe read kye ke ab to pathan kehna bhi funny lagta hai...
heheheheheheheheehhehehehe |
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zeb |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Aug, 2007 Topic: 114 Post: 13610 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Aug 2009, 2:44am |
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hehehehe lolsssssssssssssssssss
hehehehehehuhe |
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insan |
Group: Members Joined: 31st Jul, 2009 Topic: 12 Post: 463 Age:
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| Posted on:19th Aug 2009, 9:05am |
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aik aour soonu pathan is great....... 1.pathan ko amrica ka viza mil geya (yeh tab ki baat hey jab 911 nahi hoowa tha)dosra phathan...tum amrica main kia karoo gy tumain to english hi nahi aati pehla pathan.. kion nahi aati tum maira imtehan ley saktey hoo doosra...accha iss baat ka english main tarjma karoo "idhehr aaoo" pehla...soch kr ..."come here" dosra ...buht acha ab usi bndy ko wapis baijna hey jiss ko bulayea hey to english main kia kho gy pehla.....soch soch kr.... main uss ki pehley wali jaga pr ja kr dobara kahoon ga "come here" aour hud wapis aa jaoon ga....lolzzzz |
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