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hot_sajid |
Group: Members Joined: 28th Feb, 2011 Topic: 10 Post: 489 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:58am |
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 Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha
Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:
Sindhi se:
Q: Taleem
A: B.A
Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.
Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.
Pathan se:
Q: Naam?
A: B.A
Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.
Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain. |
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 3:07am |
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Sory sajid Mere dimagh me to aur koi jok hai hi nahi soch karki btati hoo. |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 3:22am |
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Teacher to pathan: Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda
Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:
Hawa Main |
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Asadel |
Group: Members Joined: 25th Feb, 2011 Topic: 0 Post: 27 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 5:20am |
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half mental :)
eik dafa aik class room ka darwaza khula tha teacher andar aaia aur bola k kamre ka darwaza khula tha main andar aiaa aur yeh garmion ka mosam hai to batao meri umer ketni hai ?
sub students khamosh un ko khush samaj he na aae to achanak aik student ne hath khara kya to sare students haran to phir teacher ne pucha acha batao kinti hai meri umer to student bola sir 44 years..
teacher ne kaha bilkul theek sare studentes be haran k es ne kese bataya , teacher ne us ko shabash dee aur pucha k acha yeh batao tum ko kese pata chala ?
student bola k sir mere chote bhai ke umer 22 saal hai aur wuh half mental hai :)
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hot_sajid |
Group: Members Joined: 28th Feb, 2011 Topic: 10 Post: 489 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 5:31am |
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Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga |
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 5:32am |
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wow mentaly disturb Good koi aur kahani hai |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 5:32am |
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Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
2nd Pathan: Kyon?
1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,
Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen |
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 7:31am |
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sajid hahahahahaha kameny |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 7:55am |
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Iqra kya abb yuhi hasti rahogi ya kuch jokes bhi sunao gi... he he he he he |
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 12:04pm |
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Pathan ke 2 bete Pathan ne pane 1st bete se kaha jaw pani law. bete ne kaha nahi lata kuch karoge. 2nd bete ne kaha papa ye bohat batamiz khu ja kar law |
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Mbdinnasir |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 2:43pm |
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4 Mrasi 4 Mrasi janazay ko tezi se le kar qbron k oper se guzr rahe thay.
admi:
oye shrm kro neechay murdy hain.
Marasi:
Te uttay kera asi world cup chukeya ae..!! |
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Diplomate |
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 3:08pm |
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 marty waqt ki batain ....!!!!
admi marty waqat apni bv sy bola ...
sakeena... !! O jehrra teri almari vichon gold da set cori hoya c na oo main ee chukiya c ...
sakeena roty hoye boli ...tussi inj diyaan gallan na karo na ...
shohar : sakeena ..!! O jerra tery bhai ny ikk lakh tery kol rakhiya c na oo v main ee chukiya c ......
sakeena mazeed roty howy boli .....hon bass v karo na , inj diyaan gallan nai kari diyaan ....
shohar : hor teri camaitti dy paisy v main ee chukky c .... . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . sakeena : tussi enj diyaan gallan na karo , tuhanu zehar v main ee ditta ey ...:) |
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Diplomate |
Group: Members Joined: 18th Oct, 2009 Topic: 49 Post: 3159 Age:
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| Posted on:22nd Jul 2011, 3:13pm |
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funny love story aik larrki larrka batain karty karty ghar agaye , larrka larrki ko kamry main bitha kar aik kaam sy bahar geya , larrka apna mobile kamry main hi bhool geya
larrki ny socha k main iss k mobile par miss call karti hon bhala mera number kis name sy save hoga , sweeti , jaanu , lovely , jaan etc ????
larrki ny miss call di to mobile par name aya ....."Murghi No. 7" |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2011, 2:16am |
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Diplomate wah ji wah ... murgi no 7... ha ha ha ha |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2011, 2:19am |
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A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE 4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?
Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.
Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?
Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.
Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?
2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.
Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?
2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2011, 2:22am |
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Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Cow Per Bethey Ek Pathan Ko
Traffic-Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha
K Aapka Helmet Nahi Hai?
Chalan Hoga
Pathan:
Dhiyaan Se Dekh Neechey
Andhay
Four Wheel Hai.
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Iqra_alone |
Group: Members Joined: 02nd Jul, 2011 Topic: 15 Post: 153 Age:
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| Posted on:23rd Jul 2011, 3:46am |
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Bete ki shadi
Pathan ke bete ni pathan se kaha mujhe shadi karna hai. ....Edited....
Mod Note: Lateefah k naam par bay.hayaee ko farogh nah daiN. shokarya. lateefah ossay kahtay haiN jo ap apni family members k saamnay bhi share kar sakaiN
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:28th Jul 2011, 4:45am |
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Pathan BLOOD Ke Bare Mein Pathan BLOOD Ke Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife: Aaj Yeh Book Kyu Parh Rahe Ho Ji?
Pathan: Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Kal Mera BLOOD Test Hai Is Liye Test Ki
Tayari Kar Raha Hoon |
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hot_sajid |
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| Posted on:28th Jul 2011, 4:47am |
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Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break
Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha ,
2nd Khan,"O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?"
Pathan...
'BREAK DANCE'. :P |
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myrizvi |
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| Posted on:28th Jul 2011, 5:11am |
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paThan Vs sikh dunya bhar maiN sikhouN k hawalay say ahmaqanah lateefay mash'hoor howay to bharat aur deger ittehadiyouN nay aik saazish k tehat paThanouN k khilaaf lateefay ghaRnay shooroo kardiyeh...aur ham muslim /pakistani samjhay boojhay beghair iss mohim maiN shareek hogayee...
kuffar ki "paThan dushmani" ka sabab to wazah hai k afghanistan k |pathan" houN ya FATA /NWFP k pathaan...yehi woh log haiN jo inkay mazmoom azaaim ki aaR maiN rokawaT banay howay haiN.
paThanouN k khilaaf lateefay ghaRnay walay punjabi, mohajir, sindhi aur balochjiyouN say aik sawaal: agar aisay hi lateefay onki apni qaumiat k hawalay say ghaRay jayaiN to onka radday amal kia hoga??? |
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