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Funny Post Of Umais On Female Masturbation

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System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2263  Age:  32  
Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 12:20pm
 

Funny Post Of Umais On Female Masturbation

haa haaa  haa

whats up ... you are only 19..  try to learn from this website...

umais says to female members

ap masturbate karti bhi hain tu ap hame kio bata rahi hain. sharam karo or doob k mar jao.. Allah se panah maango or dua karo yahan per comments lene se behter hai ok koi yahan per kuch nahi karne wala. sub sun kar khud bhi masturbate karte honge  -----

aik bat pata chal gaya na k sub normal hai tu kion bar bar dosro k bhi dimag kharab kar rahi hain app ..

umais tum chote se munee ho abhi ... jab bhe kabhi kissi mehfil main jao to khamoshi se beth jao and dont speak untill you know all good and bad aspects of mehfil or website or group..

Tumhari posts perh ker mujhe hansi bhe arhe hai aur kuch glat bhe lag raha hai..  koi bhe thread nahee chora tum ne to yar.. you replied even the thread from 2007....

System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2263  Age:  32  
Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 12:33pm
 

one more

hee he he

astagfirollah Allah ap ko jahannam naseeb kare. Agar sache dil se dua na maango tu.  usi se nikah karo jis k sath kala moo kia hai. ok plzzzzzzzzz bechare kisi or mard ki zindagi tabah nahi karna usi se shadi kar lo jis k sath zina kia hai

Allah buhut bara hai

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 796  Age:   
Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 1:22pm
 

UMAIS

AUR UMAIS BHAI NAY JEB SE JOIN KIA HAI TEB SE GIRLS SECTION MAIN COMMENTS DIA JAA RAHE HAIN YAHIN CHIPKAY HUE HAIN ...... YEH SEB KO PATA HAI KE YEH GUNNAH HAI GALAT HAI JO KUCH YAHAN HO RAHA HAI AUR AGER KOI NAKE AUR ACHAA INSAAN HAI JIS KO IN CHEEZON SE NAFRAT HAI TO USKA IS FORUM PER KIA KAAM OR PHIR SIRF GIRLS SECTION MAIN HE...........IS SAY INSAAN KAY KHUD KA PATA CHALTA HAI KAY WOH KITNA PANI MAIN HAI......

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 97  Post: 5354  Age:   
Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 9:23pm
 

System bhai

aap ne bhi bechare bache ko nahi chora...
oh ho bacha hai ghalati ho gai os se chalein ab mauf ker dein ...lol
System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2263  Age:  32  
Posted on:13th Nov 2008, 10:42pm
 

s4u jee

are bas hansi agai bache ke baton per aur us ko kuch lesson ke lea likha hai... 
gustakh Group: Members  Joined: 27th Oct, 2008  Topic: 8  Post: 168  Age:  29  
Posted on:14th Nov 2008, 12:01pm
 

system

hahahaaaaaaa------

great joke -----

sunny007 Group: Members  Joined: 22nd Dec, 2007  Topic: 44  Post: 4216  Age:   
Posted on:14th Nov 2008, 1:27pm
 

system

yaar ASIF ki baton main wazan paie jaati hai agar ghour karo to
rajmallik Group: Members  Joined: 04th Jun, 2008  Topic: 23  Post: 750  Age:  27  
Posted on:14th Nov 2008, 3:43pm
 

umais

hahahahhahahahahhahaahhah dis is rly yaar umair well done v funny hahahahahahahahahah
cat2 Group: Members  Joined: 30th Sep, 2008  Topic: 5  Post: 14  Age:  25  
Posted on:15th Nov 2008, 1:20am
 

whats this

ap ye kiya batein ker rahe hain ?
her jga lerna achi bat nahi.
umais Group: Members  Joined: 10th Nov, 2008  Topic: 20  Post: 218  Age:  24  
Posted on:15th Nov 2008, 11:26pm
 

listen all of u

I m not bacha understand. jitna ap ko nahi pata utna mujhe pata hai... ap sub logo se ziada understood. system kon hai ye jo mujhe bacha keh raha hai. or agar mene ye kaha hai k Allah buhut bara hai ya ye jo larkiyan keh rahi hain or ap  ghande logo k samne share kar rahi hain tu mene kia is me galat kaha hai. or tum sare kar bhi kia sakte ho siway masturbate k. mene bilkul sahi kaha hai.. or Asif sahab me girls section me comments kar raha hoon tu ap ko nasihat k liye kar raha hoon ap khud dekh sakte hain k boys k section me koi bhi comments nahi kar raha hai kio k ap k jesy sary tapori yaheen pare hue hain. tabhi me yahan per kar raha hoon take ap log yahan per pareh q k wahan per tu ap dekhte tak nahi k becahre larko ko kia masla hai.  yahan per ap sub k bhai bane hue hain ap sub log. hala k apne gharo me koi dekhta tak nahi k bechari in ki apni behneo k sath kia problem hai yahan per girls ki nazar me acha banna chahte hain. mind it yahan per koi bhi larki ka num apko nahi mil sakta or na hi id. ok  meri is me koi buri niyyat nahi hai. ok ap ki tarha. or 19 saal ka bacha nahi hota bhai he can pregnant any girl....

understooooooooooood socho.....

M Asif Group: Members  Joined: 31st Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 796  Age:   
Posted on:15th Nov 2008, 12:58pm
 

UMAIS

BHAI JAN YEHAN KOI KISI KI NAHIN SUNTA HER KOI APNI MERZI KERTA HAI . YEHAN SEB GIRLS EDUCATED HAIN INKO KHUD PATA HAI KAY INHON NAY JO KAAM KIA HAIN UNKA ANJAAM KIA HOGA YEHAN SIRF TAFREEH KAY LIA SUGGESTION MANGAY JATAY HAIN .............. ISLIA INKO SAMJHANAY SE BEHTER HAI KAY YEH GIRLS SECTION MAIN COMMENTS NA KERO BOYZ SECTION MAIN AAO WAHAN KUCH ACHAAY MEMBERZ BHI HAIN ..... YEH MAIN AAPSAY PEHLAY BHI KEH CHUKA HON KAY IN GIRLS KO SAMJHANA FAZOOL HAI ..........

AUR ALLAH TO DEKH HE RAHA HAI ..... KOUN KIA HAI.......??

MERAY AGER UOPPER DIA HUA COMMENTS SAY AAP KO DUKH HUA TO I AM SORRY MAINAY TO SAMJHANAY KAY LIA LIKHA THA AGAY AAP KI MERZI ..

 

ALLAH HAFIZ TAKE CARE N BYE.

AUR PLEASE AGER AAP ISLAMIC POINT OF VIEW SE COMMENT DETAY HAIN TO AB BHI APKO USI TERHAN REACT KERNA CHAYE THA NA KAY IS TERHAN JAISAY KIA HAI......

ZINDAGI KA AIK LAMHAY KA PATA NAHIN HAI OR HUM MUSLMAAN APAS MAIN LERDTAY RAHENGAY..

LIKHNAY KO TO KOI BHI KUCH BHI LIKH SAKTA HAI AB JAISAY AAP NAY COMMENT DIYA MAIN BHI DAI SAKTA HON KIA AAP MERAY HAATH PAKER LAINGAY MUJHE ROK LAINGAY....... PER ALLAH SEB SE BARDA HAI.......AAP HE KAI ALFAAZ HAIN NA.

 

SORRY ONCE AGAIN....

System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2263  Age:  32  
Posted on:17th Nov 2008, 10:46am
 

umais

yar chote munne bhai..  bura nahee mano.... 

Pehli chez  app kissi ko budua naheen do.... aur thande dimagh se kaam lo.... Kia hamre Nabi Hazrat Muhammad (Sallalah ho Alehe Wasallam) ne kissi ko is trah bura bhala kaha hai... app ko burai ko rokne ke lea naram ilfaz use karne chahe.....   aur insaan Baligh hone se Aqil nahee ho jata...    Baligh aik pagal insan bhe hosakta  hai...  abhe app unmature but han baligh to hoo.... App ke is ability per kissi ne bhe ungli nahee uthai.....

s4u Group: Members  Joined: 18th Mar, 2011  Topic: 97  Post: 5354  Age:   
Posted on:17th Nov 2008, 8:34pm
 

umais

i agreed to System bhai..

aap apni guftagu k andaz me zara narmi layein...
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Posted on:18th Nov 2008, 10:27am
 

gustakh, rajmalik

yar mujhe yeah funny is lea laga ke Aise bura bhala kehna aur tane dene ka style auraton ka hota hai jaisa ke

sharam karo or doob k mar jao.    ha ahahahaha haaaa. heeee

usi se nikah karo jis k sath kala moo kia hai

dosro k bhi dimag kharab kar rahi hain app ..

sub sun kar khud bhi masturbate karte honge  -----  yeah to bachon wali baat hai..

Jeo tv per aik drama ata hai bhut funny aur aik muhle ke auratain bhut nai nai sogat sunati hain aik dosre ko...    aur main bhut hansta hon yeah sub sun ker bara maza ata hai....haahahaahaha.....

System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2263  Age:  32  
Posted on:20th Nov 2008, 12:25pm
 

gustakh, rajmalik

Kia khyal hai yeah auraton wali baten hain ya nahee..  ? warna Geo tv per serial drama deko  Tere Pehlo main  Bra funny hai yeah
umais Group: Members  Joined: 10th Nov, 2008  Topic: 20  Post: 218  Age:  24  
Posted on:23rd Nov 2008, 9:29am
 

system

bhai bacho wali kia bat hai yar is me. khud bhi karte hi honge na yar
shizi Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Mar, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 289  Age:  27  
Posted on:24th Nov 2008, 2:54pm
 

RE

Yar ye site to aise he baton k liye bani hai alrite... mR UMAIs
shizi Group: Members  Joined: 23rd Mar, 2008  Topic: 13  Post: 289  Age:  27  
Posted on:24th Nov 2008, 2:56pm
 

:O

Wahts goin on here... where veer sleeping naw??? yahan par kaya kaya ho ra hai aur kisi ko kuch pata he nae?? abusive language... shame on you veer... tm kisi website ka address foran block kar daitay ho even orkt ka bhe par is ko na to block kiya abhe tak na koi aur action liya...
System Group: Members  Joined: 03rd Jun, 2008  Topic: 40  Post: 2263  Age:  32  
Posted on:24th Nov 2008, 3:07pm
 

shizi

you are right these kind of members are more danger to website then other things

Thanks

azzi Group: Members  Joined: 15th Oct, 2008  Topic: 4  Post: 288  Age:  42  
Posted on:25th Nov 2008, 2:29am
 

Moderator

I totally agree with system...... system ne koee bhi ghalt comments nahin diye, even umais ko aqal dene ki koshash ki, magar aqal to Allah taala hi de sakta hai, magar aap ne apni poori koshash ki......good

regarding craigmella.....don't care, jo bandah aisi language use karta hai woh not only apne aap, balkeh apni family ko introduce karata hai keh woh kaisi family se belong karta hai. you know what I mean, aap ne dekha aor suna hoga jab koee acha kaam karta hai to log kehte hein kisi nek Maan Baap ki aolad hai aor agar bad language use karta hai aor ghalt kaam karta hai to Log jo kehte hain........woh nahin kena chahta kiyoonkeh sab jante hein

magar I am surprised keh moderate ne abhi tak koee action nahin liye, otherwise kisi ka email id ko edit karne mein zara der nahin lagate.........

 

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