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Faisee Ki Online Shaadi

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Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 3:04pm
 

Faisee Ki Online Shaadi

jaisa ke regular members ko pata hai keh is forum ki khawateen members faisee ka shadi karne wali hai. Kali Zuban ne khasoosi tor se suhag raat for dulha faisee ki farmaish par hi likhi thi aur ab kuch nai khawateen members os ke lia larki ka intekhab aur shadi ki tayyari kar rahi hai.

ab jaisa keh sab ko pata hai keh yaha par kisi bhi qisim ka contact address dena mana hai. isi lia kuch month pahle Kali Zuban ne suhag rat ki poori instruction married men section mai dia tha. ab sawal paida yeh hota hai keh larki ki talash, phir intekhab, shadi ki tareekh, mayon, shadi, suhagrat (yeh instruction kali zuban pahle hi de chuki hai), rukhsati, aur pregnancy se bachche ki waladat; yeh sab online kaise hoga?

mera khial hai keh sirf khawateen members ki madad se shaadi mumkin nazar nahi arahi hai. is lia male members se darkhast hai keh faisee ki shaadi ko mumkin banane mai apna apna kirdar ada kare.

faisee ki shadi mai forum ke taqreeban tamam secion hi istemal ho rahe hai.  tamam members yeh batai keh faisee ki shadi ka kon sa hissa is forum ke kis section mai ho ga?

safeena Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Jul, 2007  Topic: 15  Post: 240  Age:  34  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 3:16pm
 

RE : Faisee kee shadi

Assalam o Alikum

online rasmain hoon gee (rules kee wajha se   :(  ) chalian hum us main hee enjoy ker lein gay . main sab se pehlay RASAM kerne aaon gee kion k forum per ammi aur saas moujood nahi tu FAisee kee bari sister 1st aaye gee

Kim ne ek post main jagha kee kami ka zikar kia hay hay KIM aap pareshan na ho hum ek temporery section start kara lein gay shadi k liye ( as a TAMBOU  aur shamiyana jo kaha jata hay)

Bewaqoof bhai ne tu future planning ker dee hai abhi main in kee post read ker k aai hoon  step by step Mr. & Mrs. Faisee ko kis kis section main jana hoga :) 

kim84 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 113  Post: 786  Age:  30  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 3:58pm
 

MERY MUTABIQ!

Baday din baad my ny apna LAQAB (mery mutabiq) use kiya bcoz yee khushi ka mahool hi......

Bewkoof ny swal kiya ki kis section my shadi honi chayee...to mery khiyal my agr step by step chal jayee to theek rhy ga jesy k

First... Ladki ki talash DISCUSSION wali jaga mee start ki jayee....Jab ladki mill jayee to fir....

Second... Religion & Culture wali jaga my dono ik dosray ki families aur culture ko discuss kry aur apni apni family ko descibe kry ....Is k sath sath apni pasand-napasnd bhi batain...

Third... NON-MEDICAL my kuch sahir aur shairi kr k ik dosray ka ZOOUQ maloom kry..

Fourth... Religion & Sex my sex k baray my mukamal JAN-KARI ly ly..

Fifth... Un-Married BOys section my faisee aur unmarried girls section my BHABI G apni apni problems solve kr ly...us k baad

Sixth....Social Problem wali jaga my aa kr TAMBOU gaad dy aur Shadi kr dalay....

Seventh & Last...........Shadi k bad ki problems k liyee yeee joda ap ko in 2 section my mily ga Married Men Problem and Marreid Women Problem.....Kabi kabhar jab CHINTO-MINTO ya Bhabi jee ki tabiyat kharab ho gii to GENERAL HEALTH ka visit krty rhyngy yee coupleee....

Ma Salam

Rgds

KIMY

faisee Group: Active Members  Joined: 13th Feb, 2007  Topic: 78  Post: 773  Age:  31  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:09pm
 

RE:

aap logon kai comments achay lag rahay hain.

waisay Bewaqoof bhai ko shayed yeh dar lagnay lag gaya tha kai kahin main sach much apni detail na bata doon forum per aur meri sisters kahin waqai shadi main shareek honay chalee jayen .:) 

aur waisay mujhay block honay sai koi dar nahin lagta. balkay infact kafi faida ho jaye ga :)
Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:12pm
 

mera kia role ho ga?

Faisee ki shadi mai kuch members tu bhai ban gai aur kuch members bahnai. mera is shaadi mai kia role ho ga.

mera role yaha forum par mashkook logo se nibatna hai. shadi chukeh forum par ho rahi hai is lia meri zimmadari hai ke mashkook logo par nazar rakhoo. ap logo ka kia khial hai? mera yeh role theek rahe ga ya kuch aur bhi hona chahia.

ashy Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 50  Post: 383  Age:  33  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:17pm
 

re bewaquf

ary bewaqoof jee aap b jamalo yani shadi k baad mian bewi mein larai krany wali wala kar lo ya phir risty karwany wali ka

aap baqi sab ka kia khyal hy???

kim84 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 113  Post: 786  Age:  30  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:18pm
 

Tumhara Role!

Yar bewakoof........Aj kal sucied bombing bhut hi.....kher ye to online shadi hi is my wo khatra to nhi bt Virus + HAckers aa sakty hi...

Tum Antivirus ly kr...Firwall ki jaga pr khaday ho jana aur apni zimadari  nibhana....

Wesy personally ik baat batata hoo .....Tumhari duty to ab bhi wohi hi sab py nazar wali (Samjhdar hoo gy to samjh jaoo gy mera ishara)

Rgds

KIMY

Snowflakes Group: Members  Joined: 01st Aug, 2007  Topic: 7  Post: 109  Age:  30  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:20pm
 

Re: Bewaqoof bro

Aap ko mashkook logon se nibatna bohat acha lagta hai so meray khayal mein ap ko apko Faisee ki shadi mein "waiters k headcheif" ka role karna hoga because is roop mein aap asaani se sab per nazar rakhh saken gey. Aur MASHKOOK logon se nibat saken gey( Un ko bhooka rakh kar). :)
Ugly-Sana Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 7  Post: 539  Age:  31  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:21pm
 

Bewaqoof:

I think hum yahan Faisee ki shadi dhoom dhaam se karney ki baat kar rahey hain, na key, shadi jasiey khushi ke  mahool mein, kissi investigation bureau ki tarah shaq karwayien apney guests par. Waisey bhi Mashkooq logoon ko bulaya bhi nahi jaye ga shadi par, For your information.

Shaid app ke liye, guests to nicely welcome karney wala kaam acha rahey ga.

 

Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:34pm
 

mashkook bhai bahan

mashkook logo ko bulaya nahi jata. woh bhais badal kar aate hai. koi bhai ban jata hai tu koi bahan. hamai aise hi mashkook bhai bahno par nazar rakhni hai.

mera khial hai keh shadi ka topic divert ho raha hai. hai bechara faisee, online shadi mai bhi phadda. abhi larki ka intekhab hua nahi, aur topic divert hone laga. mujhe dekhna pare ga keh aakhir faisee ki shadi mai asal rukawat kia hai. woh kon se mashkook awamil hai jo faisee ki shadi ke topic ko divert karne ki koshish kar rahe hai.

ashy Group: Members  Joined: 18th Aug, 2007  Topic: 50  Post: 383  Age:  33  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:42pm
 

re bewaqoof

ary bhai mein isi liy to keh rhi hoon aap risty krany wali ka rol play karen aap ki soch sy bhi milta hy or aap ye rol behtar tor sy kr lo g
safeena Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Jul, 2007  Topic: 15  Post: 240  Age:  34  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:57pm
 

Re : faisee kee shadi

online shadi k lehaz ne KIM ne accha role dia hay Bewaqoof bhai ko  wese dekha jaye tu ye ek gate keeper ka role bhi kehlaya ja sakta hay  :)
Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 4:58pm
 

bahno ki hobby

ashy: masla tu yahi par agia hai, keh kuch logo ne rishta dhoondne ka theeka le lia hai, aur onho ne larki ke lia aisi sharait rakh di hai keh faisee ka rishta ho hi na sake.

hamare maashre ka aik bara alamia yeh bhi hai keh, larka ki bahnai bhabhi ki talash mai sainkro larkio ko reject kar ke, larkio ki insult karti hai aur onhai ehsas kamtari mai mubtala kar deti hai. aisi bahno ki nafsiat ka jab jaiza lia gia tu yeh bat bhi samne ayee keh wo is bahane larkio keh ghar par dawat khane ki aisi aadi ho jati hai keh la-shaoori tor se nahi chahti ke bhai ka rishta tai ho kar on ki dawat ka silsila band ho jai.

waise yeh dawat wali bat sab bahno mai nahi hai. lekin haseen-o-jamil aur mali tor se khoosh-hal larki ki talash mai mai larkio ko reject karna achchi khasi bahno ki hobby hai.

josh Group: Members  Joined: 30th Jul, 2007  Topic: 47  Post: 2285  Age:  37  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 5:06pm
 

Shadi mai ShiRkat!

hahaa bohat hi funny topic hai or bohat mazedar batain ho rahi hai ,,, shadi mai bi koi aik baat nahi hoti balkay mixture hota hai,, so mixture of conversation should be allowed here.
ashy & snowflakes u both are very intelligent,,, dono ki suggestions bohat solid hain.... waiter ban jaey or jiskay pas chahy chala jaey or investigation start kar day.

kim84 tum apnay galay mai aik bara sa dhool dal lena or usay baja bja kar logo ko entertain kaRna with dance.
Ugly-Sana Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 7  Post: 539  Age:  31  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 5:50pm
 

Reply

Faisee ke mamley mein itnee sharait rakhna bhi to jayez hai. Akhir humara bhai bhi to karoroon mein eik hain. AUr humien bilkul un ke jaisee hi samjhdaar, naik seerat, khush Ehlaaq larki dhoondhney ka pura pura huq bhi hai.

App khud hi sochen, agar humara bhai kam aqal aur bewaqoof hota, to thori na hum uss ke rishtey ke liye  itnee, sharait rakhtey.

Lekin baat ab kissi aur ki nahi Merey sweet and cute borther Faisee ki ho rahi hai to, soch samajh kar hi faisla karna chahiye na.

Bewaqoof Group: Members  Joined: 19th Sep, 2010  Topic: 263  Post: 4444  Age:  39  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 6:00pm
 

new thread shuru ki jai

karoro mai aik se kia murad hai? kahi ose Imran khan ya shahrukh khan tu nahi samjha ja raha hai. mujhe maloom hai keh ab kaha jai ga keh Faisee ke samne Imran Khana aur shah rukh khan ki koi hasiat nahi woh os se bhi barh kar hai.

mera khial hai keh iss thread ko yahi khatam kar dia jai kio keh mujhe faisee ki shaadi hoti nazar nahi arahi hai. aik new thread shuru kia jai keh: faisee ke lia larki kon dhoonde ga/gi. kio keh mojoodah soorathal mai faisee ki bahan sirf larkio ke ghar par dawat hi urati rahe gi. aur bechara faisee kuwara hi rah jai ga.

Ugly-Sana Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 7  Post: 539  Age:  31  
Posted on:22nd Aug 2007, 6:22pm
 

Reply

Karoroon mein ne eik murad. Aisa Naik aur shareef insaan to karoroon mein eik hi ho sakta hai na, warna to har aira ghaira karoroon mein eik ho jata.

Rahi baat Imran Khan ki aur Shah rukh khan ki to of course, Faisee un se behtar hain, app ke liye na sahi, humarey liye to hain, kyon ke, Shah rukh Khan aur Imran Khan ne humaree kabhie care nahi ki, kabhie humien respect nahi di, Jub key Faisee sab ko respect detey hein aur care bhi kartey hein. Iss liye meri nazar mein woh behtar hain APp ko donoo famous aur favorite Hastiyoon se.

Mujhey aisa lag raha hai ke kuch logoon ko yeh ghuman ho gaya hai ke Faisee ko hum kuchh zyada hi samajh rahey hain, aur Faisee ko un qualities wali larki nahi mil sakti. Waisey insaan zindagi mein jo bota hai woh hi pata hai. Iss liey Inshallah waisee larki zaroor miley gi Faisee Ko. Inshallah.

Lihazaa: Online ab aisey hi shadi ho rahi hai, Ghabibana andaz mein to,, Beshak, Aj se yeh bhi samajh liya jaye ke Faisee ko waisee larki mil gayee hai, aur ab bus sab loog shadi ki tayari kar len. Aur Jo jo kaam sab ne apney hissey mein liya tha woh pura kar len.

Mein ne mehndi ki rasam ke liye sab se barey wala special wala Thaal pakroon gi. Khud decorate kar ke, aur baqi sab ki mehndi ki plates bhi mein tayar kar doon gi, Kyon Safeena Baji, and all the other girls on this forum.

 

faisee Group: Active Members  Joined: 13th Feb, 2007  Topic: 78  Post: 773  Age:  31  
Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 12:00am
 

Re: all

aap sab ki batain buhut achi lag rahee hain. shadi ki baat kisay achi nahin lagtee :) aur as a mashraqi larka main ziada nahin bolon ga is maamlay main. waisay Sana is playing excellent role here. I can see her observation and interest in rasoom-o-riwaj even being outside pakistan. behna, if it were possible, main aap aur safeena baji ko in rasmon ka leader banata. is forum per tu aap hain hi.

Kali Zuban and Khoobsoorat: where are you sisters?? is discussion main na sahee, forum per tu tashreef lain. we miss you.

Bewaqoof: aap CID officer ban jana, waisay bhi aaj kal aap wahi kaam kar rahay hain, kahin aisa tu nahin meri bhi chori chupay tehqeeqat ho rahee hain :) kidding.


faisee Group: Active Members  Joined: 13th Feb, 2007  Topic: 78  Post: 773  Age:  31  
Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 1:04am
 

Re: safeena

safeena baji, waisay tamboo kai liye khasoosi taur per permission lainee paray gi,waisay bhi yahan permission kai naam per hi bewaqoof bhai ghabra jatay hain. :) rahee baat shadi kai baad walay masail ki, tu is jagah sai jo information mujhay mil chukee hai meray khayal main shadi kai baad inshAllah koi problem nahin hone chahiye. so I think hamain sawal poochnay ki zaroorat hi nahin paray gi :).

waisay Sana behan tu sab sai bara thaal lai kar lead karain gi, aap nai konsa kaam chuna hai :). waisay sana aap ki khidmat ka buhut shukria. :)

khoobsoorat baji tu apnay baqi bhaion kai saath gup shup main bz hon gi so unhain koi kaam nahin dena.

ashy: meri dulhan kai paas dressing room main un ki behnon sai batain kar rahee hon gi :)

sisters sunehri, ham tum, snowflakes, anum (if u still come here): yeh sab safeena aur sana baji kai saath tayyarion main help kar rahee hon gi.

aur cherry apni shadi shuda life main bz hai so woh tu aa hi nahin sakay gi.

noor123
ana bhi chahay tu usay pick drop ka problem ho ga :)

Kali Zuban
shayed apnay aap ko wazeh na karna chahain sab kai samnay, so woh shaid khud hi mazrat kar lain gi.

Kim, josh, don, Yahoo, k_shumail: yeh guests ka istiqbal kar rahay hon gai.

khangi: yeh sirf mehman hon gai, yeh baray bhai hain inhain kaam nahin dena koi :)

although khan_80 is game main shamil nahin hain, kion kai woh useless discussions main nahin ateen, laikin woh apni be panah professional masroofiat ki bina per nahin ayen gi. :)

raha My Reply, tu usay miss-bell deni paray gi kai khana khul gaya hai aap a jaen :)

bewaqoof nai tu khud sara khanay ka kaam sambhala ho ga, so yeh sab ko khila kar phir khayen gai aur mashkook afrad ki list tayyar karain gai. :)

I guess doctor Rizwan ko bhi is funny discussion ki bhanak par gaee ho gi, so woh mujhay apni duain denay zaroor ayen gai. :) waisay Dr sb I am really sorry agar apnay forum ka yeh hashr dekh kar aap ko koi sadma puhuncha ho :)


kim84 Group: Members  Joined: 02nd Aug, 2007  Topic: 113  Post: 786  Age:  30  
Posted on:23rd Aug 2007, 5:28am
 

Yee Shadi Nhi HO Sakti!

eheheh ................CLIMAX..............Pictures nhi dekhi kiya....

Josh bhai ny to mjy Dhool thama diya aur dance bhi kra diya magr asal CLIMAX ab ho ga...woo jis mashkook banday k baray my BEWAQOOF bool rha tha woo my hoo.....................

Jee haa...Yee Shadi nhi ho sakti..........Because......Faisee ny Bank sy loan liya hi jo nhi chukaya aur my ABC BANK ka Manager ho ......Lilhaza Loan time pr na pay krni ki sourat my Faisee Jail jayee gaa.......(Hamesha Negative sochty ho tum loog kya soch rhy thy k my wohi HINDI picture wala dialouge bolonga k LADKI BHAAG GAI....Kyn Ulloo samjha hi..Faisee sy fir kon bachay ga...heheh)

To Sab barati khana kha k jayee-ga..Faisee ko Tazeerat-e-Pakistan dafa 420....4 Shadiyaa akhti krni ho giii........

FILM ....The End....

Kisis aur k paas acha CLIMAX hi to bataooo...

Rgds

KIMY.....

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